As told, apropos of nothing, on Tuesday morning:
Once upon a time there was a handsome daddy. He lived with his two beautiful daughters in a humble cottage in the woods. One day, they heard a noise outside. “What?” they said and went to look. There was nothing there. Then they heard a noise again. “What?” they said and went to look again. There was still nothing there. Then they heard a noise again and went to look again. This time there was a mean, horrible witch there. The end.