I Resemble Hugh Hefner in at Least Seven Ways

We both…

• live in deeply leveraged houses.
• rarely pass up tasty adult drinks.
• refuse to admit that our hair is thinning.
• lived in Chicago during a formative period in our lives.
• like to eat dinner in my pajamas.
• prefer 1950s jazz to most other kinds of music.
• are constantly surrounded by beautiful blondes.