A list of things that I didn’t feel bad about consuming today…
Morning
- a blackberry danish
- a large cold-press coffee
Noon
- a big meat-and-potatoes(-and-salad-and-soup) lunch
- a flourless chocolate torte
- another flourless chocolate torte
Night
- a big homemade burger-and-fries(-and-salad) dinner
- a birthday cupcake [4/14 addition: “my wife’s homemade specialty dark chocolate cake with her homemade specialty buttercream icing”]
- another birthday cupcake
- a “milk chocolate peanut butter pretzel cluster” from Target (125% better than it sounds)
- a Leinenkugel’s 1888 Bock beer
You forgot to mention the birthday cupcakes were your wife’s homemade specialty dark chocolate cake with her homemade specialty buttercream icing! Those details are key.