Nice Work if You Can Get It
When I respond, naturally, with an incredulous, "You think he's eating cookies? That's what he does at work?" she then adds, "Ice cream."
Hmmm. Do you think she knows something that I don't?
Nothing doth more hurt in a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
Francis Bacon, essayist, philosopher, and statesman (1561-1626)