Putting My Best Foot in My Mouth

So today is notable, work-wise, for a kinda important meeting with several junior faculty to talk about their long-term research plans, where they might get external funding, etc. - the stuff that I should know about to work well with them. Leaving aside the fact that I'm writing this (brief!) post rather than working on my presentation, this morning I have - so far - spilled coffee on my white dress shirt and my tie and now, whilst digging in our files, gotten grease stains on my trousers. C.L.A.S.S.Y.