You can't spell "splatter" without "LRT"

Most days, I ride the Twin Cities' new "LRT" or "Light Rail Transit" system to and from work. Whenever I get off the train, I'm amazed at the idiocy of some of my fellow passengers. A handful always cross the tracks directly in front of the moving train, which then blasts its horn to scare them back onto the sidewalk. It's a powerful loud horn, but it's only a matter of time till someone slips on one of the tracks and gets run over. I just hope I don't miss my connection because of it.