Things I Would Not Eat

I'd never...
... eat eight-day-old leftover Thanksgiving gravy, after mistaking it for especially salty soup. Oops. I did. You mean those little meaty bits on the bottom weren't just lentil fragments?

No, but thanks for offering the...
... Swiss-cheese ale.

I would not...
... eat peanut butter potato chips or drink a dill cappuccino.

(These stomach-churners thanks to Elise.)