Jobs I'm Glad I Don't Have

County tax clerk, like the one who mistakenly valued a tiny lot in rural Waconia, Minnesota, at $189 million dollars, rather than $18,900, leading to a horrible cascade of bureaucratic nightmares like budget shortfalls of $750,000 for the city and $900,000 for the county. As they say around here, "Uff da."

Forecast: Significant blowing and drifting, with the possibility of heavy accumulation in rural areas.