It's no secret that Macalester College, the old alma mater, is no football powerhouse, but still, today's email was a bit underwhelming:
Football at Macalester - It's a new season!Coach Caruso has got 50 football players ready to play Principia College on September 9th, at Macalester. Kick-off at 1:00 p.m. Come back to Mac!