Sister Got Soul

Yesterday, Julia was playing with her "computer" (a defunct keyboard), and asked, "Daddy, what's this line for?" while running her finger over the row of function keys at the top of the keyboard. I said, "Those are special keys that can do certain things on a computer. They're called 'function keys.'" She looked over at me and said, "What's the funk?"

Forecast: Significant blowing and drifting, with the possibility of heavy accumulation in rural areas.