I was flattered to discover this morning that I accidentally inspired the creation of a new and funny list by Brendon Etter, playwright, actor, Carleton textbook manager, possessor of the excellentest email username ever ("better"), and blog comedian extraordinaire. A passing comment here led to this funny list, "What They Say to and about Guys with Big Feet." Nobody's ever said any of these things to me yet, not even #8, but I sure hope many of them have been said about me.

Forecast: Significant blowing and drifting, with the possibility of heavy accumulation in rural areas.