I was prepared, given last night's nocturnal snot spot, to have a nice excretion-free evening tonight.
No luck. After doing all kinds of odd walks, which I ascribed to post-dinner silliness, Vivi hopped in the tub and promptly pooped two well-formed turds.
This is not okay.
Get both girls out of the tub. Dry them off. Put Vivi in a diaper. Drain the tub. Dispose of the fugitive feces. Clean the tub. Run a new bath. Get both girls back in the tub. Wash them both, fast. Out again, dry again, put them in the jammies.
If anything like this is on tap for Wednesday night, I'll skip it.