A Plea to Inventors

Someone out there, please invent a bottomless root beer float. It would have to be more or less stationary, though I'd be willing to work with a certain footage of hosing, but it the device would have to consist of a big mug into which vanilla ice cream and good root beer would automatically flow, maintaining a constant level of floatage and/or ensuring that the root beer and ice cream run out at the same time.


Thank you.

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