Not the Opening Line from a Bad Writing-Workshop Story

But rather, a one-sentence description of a post-workday errand:


When I went to the new Kwik Trip to redeem my coupon for two free bags of milk, a young woman asked me, "Sir, would you like a hot dog for dinner?"


Kwik Trip: the gas is expensive, the milk less so, and the surreality is free.


Forecast: Significant blowing and drifting, with the possibility of heavy accumulation in rural areas.