So I got to work today, fired up my computer, and went diligently to my work email right away. The subject line of the most recent message was something like "You Have Been Selected for an Audit." Eyes bug out, mouth dries instantly, hand gets a little shaky on the mouse. It is Tax Day, after all.
I check the "from" field - it's someone in the college's Business Office. Wha? Finally reading the message, I find it's pretty nondescript - they audited the last statement of my college credit card and found I didn't report a couple expense codes. Breathe a huge sigh of relief, take a drink of water, hope tomorrow I can save the panic attack for after 8:05 a.m.