So a sorta linkdump:
Spitzer/Client 9: idiot
rhinovirus: evil
Hello Kitty humidifier: cute, not highly effective
Delsym: tasty, but also not highly effective
honey: tastier, but also not highly effective
spitfire: dictionaries should just have a picture of screeching, yelling, swatting, smirking Vivi
And last, welcome to your living time, Murray Walter Ffogdraw! We can't wait to meet you (but will wait until this family isn't quite so infectious.)