1. Whenever you see any group of four or more items, you should immediately put them in the four universal categories. In descending order of size, the first is Daddy, the next is Mama, the third is big sister, and the last is baby sister. For example, when playing with your blocks, "That's the Daddy bwock, an' that's the Mama bwock, an' this teeeeeeny one is yittle baby bwock an' this one bigger one is big sister bwock!"
2. The odder and more threatening the toy creature, the more you need to give it a nice commonplace name. Example: the roaring dimetrodon with a mouth full of gleaming fangs is to be named Gus and gently, gently, gently put to bed underneath a handy burp cloth, kitchen towel, or sofa cushion.
3. Make sure everyone understands that your favorite letter is queue:
