A friend tuned me in to someecards, a service that's like the other e-card services except that the "cards" are snarkier than hell - when they're not outright obscene. (The service's tagline: "When you care enough to hit send.") I highly recommend that you burn the next 120 minutes surfing the site, laughing out loud at every other card, and sending many to your friends - or to me (christopher at tassava dot com). To induce this unproductive behavior, I'll share a favorite of mine (touched up, because this is a family blog).
