I am happily oblivious to the Judeo-Christian calendar. Happily, because I know it's Lent when my boss, who gives up desserts each year, passes to me the cookies he gets at catered lunches on campus. Thanks for the chocolate chip cookies, Jesus!
On the theme of omniscience and treats, the other afternoon I reached for my thermos full of coffee at the exact moment that a message popped into my Gmail box with the words "coffee break" in the subject line. Jesus, schmesus. Google!