A sociobiological process designed to unequivocally demonstrate to the parent that the universe's preferred mode of humor is cruel irony:
"Tonight, my parenting experiences including spending three hours reading Ferber on cultivating good sleep habits in your kids - but also going upstairs twice to talk to Julia, who herself spent two hours singing and talking, unable to sleep, and who ended the evening with a meltdown, only falling asleep until two and a half hours after 'bedtime.'"