Blowing & Drifting

I didn't notice any naked undergrads on campus today, but in making a surgical strike on the oversized/folio stacks in the library, I did see what appeared to be an inordinately large number of students sleeping at desks, in easy chairs, on couches, and even at a tiny study carrel. From the way the faculty are taking days to return emails right now, I know that profs and students alike are really suffering, but honestly, sleeping in the library strikes me as somewhat beyond the pale. Next time I see some sophomore snoozing in the stacks, I may just drop a pile of books or steal his iPod or something. Purely to build character in the youth, of course.