Reading from one of Julia's Winnie the Pooh books tonight, I came rediscovered a great line in the story about the "expotition" to the North Pole.
Pooh has just told Piglet that the Hundred-Acre Wood friends are about to start an "expotition" to find the North Pole. Piglet is worried that they might discover something fierce (Tyra Banks?). "'It isn't their necks I mind,' said Piglet earnestly. 'It's their teeth. But if Christopher Robin is coming I don't mind anything.'"
It's good advice for life, really - not mind the necks, but watch out for the teeth.