Expectations Fulfilled

As I huffed and puffed around the Carleton Arb this morning, I thought about how funny skiing is as a sport, in that you have to wait months and months to be able to actually do it – to ski, and not just prepare to ski. This year, thanks to Tuesday’s blizzard, I was able to go from biking and running to skiing in basically one day, skipping the painful cold-but-snowless phase we’ve had in previous years.

Being able to get back on snow again makes me very happy, of course, but my happiness is amplified by finding (again) that skiing is just as much fun as I remembered and hoped. With only three sessions on snow so far, I’m having the usual bad technique & low strength problems that plague skiers early in every winter (unless they were more gung-ho than me about rollerskiing and/or weight training), but the cycling has helped my legs stay decently strong, and the motions of skiing still simply feel right. On top of that, Carleton has arranged with the Northfield high school ski team  to have some very committed Northfield parents groom the ski trails in the Arb, which means that we can ski on real tracks all winter – a fantastic boon to anyone who skis or wants to ski. I dunno if skiing is technically the most fun you can have outdoors, but it’s up there. I can’t wait to get out there again tomorrow night.

Nordic Skiing Geekery

Though this blog is the focal point of my long-form web-based narcissism, I do have another blog that, come winter, gets a fair amount of my mental energy: the Nordic Commentary Project, which is a small (two-man) effort to provide top-level cross-country skiing with something beyond straight reporting. You know – analysis. Prognostication. Commentary, even.

Why, just this evening I wrote 1,000 words on who might – or rather, won’t – win one of the key races at the Olympics in February. It’s geeky, but by golly I tried to correctly use those crazy Swedish and Norwegian letters with the little circles and the slashed-out O’s and stuff. And what’s more I think I’m right about my guesswork! But I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to put 50 Norwegian krone down on the long odds against my prediction.

Another November Ride

I took advantage of a moms-and-kids playdate today to take a long, fun, and tiring bike ride on gravel roads east and south of Northfield. I didn’t have enough time to make it all the way to Kenyon, but I did enjoy a steady ride through a countryside that’s looking increasingly, beautifully bleak. I detoured off my route to visit the well-known Vang Lutheran Church (slides two and three in this slideshow), a classic Norwegian-American church in that it’s roughly five miles past the middle of nowhere. Those old Norwegians liked their churches white and far, far away.

Elsewhere, I saw acres and acres of cornfields in various conditions (standing, harvested, plowed under), several flocks of sheep, plenty of horses and cows, dozens of farms, and of course miles and miles of wonderful rolling roads. The roads were all substantially less rutted but more gravelly than they had been the last time I took this ride, in September. I’d guess that the county dumped more gravel on the roads and graded them in preparation for the winter. If so, I’m sorry to have carried a few pounds of that gravel back to Northfield in my tires, tights, and pack.

One More Cyclocross Post

Over the past eight days, I have spent more hours hunting for pictures of the big St. Olaf cyclocross race than I actually spent “training” for it. What can I say – I’m a lazy narcissist living in a place where it gets dark early.

But lo and behold my efforts paid off last weekend when I found a small collection of photos of three guys who came down from Grand Forks for the race, shot by one of their family members. I think you’ll agree with me that each photo substantiates my towering athletic prowess. Click through to see bigger versions of the photos, which make it easier to read the annotations.

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“Back to School” Cyclocross Race: Whee!

So the big cyclocross race at St. Olaf was about ninety-nine kinds of fun. I’ve never raced bikes before, so there was that fun for starters. There were also the various kinds of fun which all racing entails: passing, being passed, working hard, feeling just a little bit pukey, enjoying the acid-lung feeling after the race. (Personal note: I could have done without the bass-drum thud of my heart rate in my skull, which I caused by forgetting to take out my hearing aids before the race. Lesson learned.) The organizers did a great job with the race, too: the registration was painless, the concessions were ample, and above all the course was well designed and well marked.

And the race had lots of cycling-specific kinds of fun, of course. In (what I recall to have been) race-course order:

  • making the first few corners in traffic,
  • getting the timing right for every time I hit the first dismount and runup (at a barrier that was actually just a big scraggly log!),
  • climbing Thorson hill, the damnably steep “sledding hill” slope of the east side of the Olaf campus,
  • gulping air while riding the short flat at the top of the hill,
  • trying not to soil myself (or crash) on rocky descent to the football fields to the base of the hill,
  • focusing my exertion-fuzzed brain enough to negotiate the various features on the flats: several sharp turns, a combination barrier/water hazard, and the tricky involuted “pinwheel,”
  • managing (with one bloody exception (semi-gruesome photo)) to clip in and out of my pedals well enough that I probably gained four or five spots just by being able to pedal before the other guys were clipped in,
  • enjoying the shouts of “Go, Daddy!” from the girls and the clanging cowbells rung by other spectators around the start/finish area, and
  • looking down the course and seeing the hill just a couple minutes away. Again.

I climbed the hill four times, but only rode it three times after misunderstanding how many laps I had left. (I thought I was on my penultimate go-round, so I planned to run/walk the hill and conserve a bit of energy for the last lap, but it turned out I was on my last lap. The “2” on the board must have meant “two laps” for the front riders, who, I think, caught me early in that lap. Oops.)

I had no idea what to expect as far as results, and I wound up 28th out of 41 riders in my category. Not great, but passable for a first race. A bit more cycling-specific training – especially climbing hills that aren’t long, straight, gravel inclines – will go a long way. In other words, I have a few dates with that hill.

“Athletic” Experiment: Cyclocross

What with my new bike, my riding a fair bit since August, and my complete lack of fitness for running races this summer, I decided to try a bike race this fall – the “Back to School Cross” cyclocross race that’s been held at St. Olaf College for the past few years. This year’s race is going to be held on Sunday – quite a while after school started at Olaf, but at a good time for me.

Cyclocross is a kind of racing in which riders use bikes akin to typical road bikes(drop handlebars, relatively high gearing, skinnier tires, and such) to cover off-road terrain that usually includes various obstacles like mud pits, low hurdles, unrideably steep hills, and staircases – all of which can require a rider to jump off the bike, run through or jump over the barrier (sometimes carrying the bike on one shoulder), and then hop back the bike to resume the race. Dismount and carrying sections are the classic elements of cyclocross courses, which are typically pretty short, twisty loops (a mile or so) which the racers have to do over and over for, say, an hour. The Olaf course is classic in this sense, though the beginners’ race at Olaf tomorrow is shorter, just 31 minutes long plus one 1-mile lap.

I’ve been practicing my dismounting, carrying, and remounting “skills” (the sneer quotes are my own) for the past month of so, but I still expect to make a complete fool of myself on those parts of the course. And riding in a group (at least off the start line) will be interesting. My experience with “packs” pretty much begins and ends with the occasional walker in the Arb. On the other hand, I hope my experience as a runner will help on the (few) “run up” sections, and my riding this summer (both on gravel roads and in the Arb) will hopefully at least keep me from passing out during what promises to be a pretty intense half-hour or so. God only knows, though, what’ll happen when I hit the Olaf course’s notorious “Pinwheel of Death”:

Current Reading

I have four books underway right now, all of them enjoyable and commendable.

Claire Preston, Bee

Claire Preston, Bee

This is an installment in the fascinating “Animal” series by Reaktion, which (so far) comprises thirty-six book-length essays on particular animals. Since I’m fascinated by bees, this was the first one I picked up, and it’s wonderful. There’s less natural history or science than I expected or wanted, but the material on the bee in human history, society, and literature is excellent. What’s not to like about a book with an epigram from a Pooh story?

Richard Stark, The Damsel

Richard Stark, The Damsel

This is the tenth novel in the 28-book series of “Parker” novels written by “Richard Stark” – actually, Donald Westlake. I’m only a third of the way into this one, but so far the plot has not yet included the master criminal Parker. Instead, the plot is focused on Parker’s sometime-accomplice Grofield, who is himself a great crime-novel character – a sometime-actor who gets typically himself into and out of trouble with his mouth, not his fists. I have literally no idea how this book is going to proceed over the next hundred pages, except to guess that Grofield will entertainingly survive his ordeals, probably with Parker’s laconic and murderous help.

Donald Westlake, What’s So Funny?

Donald Westlake, Whats So Funny?

I read the first five pages of this last night, almost by accident as I was trying to put The Damsel back on the shelf, and found it to be just as hilarious as Westlake’s other Dortmunder novels – which are about a criminal, John Dortmunder, who is as hilariously hapless as “Stark”/Westlake’s Parker is calculatingly brutal. Last week, I laughed my way through the most recent Dortmunder, Get Real (released after Westlake’s death last year), so I’m looking forward to this one.

Tom Rob Smith, Child 44

Tom Rob Smith, Child 44

Another crime novel, Child 44 is as “propulsive” (as they say when talking about mysteries and thrillers) as the Stark and Westlake novels above, but roughly a million times darker, being concerned with a Soviet security agent’s hunt for a serial killer who murders children in the paranoiac Soviet Union of 1953. I’ve had to put it down several times after reading brutally wrenching, superbly written scenes. I can’t wait to pick it up again for another dose.

Trivia Benighted

Tonight, I attended the near-legendary “Quiz Night” at the Contented Cow, one of Northfield’s three decent pubs. My team didn’t win, and honestly we barely completed with the winning team, which trounced everyone else, but I was very pleased to see three questions based Disney Princess lore all in the final round, which related entirely to witches. One of these questions required the identification of this witch:

Ursula from the Little Mermaid
Ursula from the Little Mermaid

Another question required the identification of both this witch and the movie in which she appeared:

Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty
Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

Given that a husband-and-wife on my team are also the parents of 5- and 3-year-old girls, it’s little surprise that we earned all three of these points.

Next week’s Quiz Night promises to be heavy on Halloween questions, so I’m going to be reading every Halloween-related Wikipedia page I can find. And I may resort to dark arts to win.

Cows, Colleges, Contentment

With the girls in a wonderful early-bedtime, deep-sleep groove, my evenings have become radically more open to doing something besides dealing with the awful bedtime routines of last spring and summer. (May they be gone forever, and may I forget them soon.) I can now go off and do stuff without guilt (or a penumbra of ire and exhaustion) at 7 p.m., which both makes life a lot more tolerable ad coincides nicely with the high season of activities at the colleges. Accordingly, I’m indulging, especially but not only in the evenings. Over the last month, I’ve seen one rock show at Olaf and one at Carleton, done some figure drawing at Carleton’s open modeling sessions, seen art exhibits at both Olaf and Carleton, and attended the opening artist talks of a new exhibit at Carleton’s art gallery. Over the next month, I’ll hopefully draw at more of the modeling sessions, see another concert (at Carleton this time), squeeze in some runs in the dark autumnal Arb, and try my legs at a cyclocross race at Olaf. Northfield is a good place to be right now, figuratively and literally.

Wiped-Out Wednesday

I rarely reflect on particular days as being good or bad or long or short, but today was such a doozy that listing its main phases will have to stand in for a real blog post. Julia and I had a very nice breakfast around 6:45, but when Vivi woke up around 7:15, she went apeshit, screaming so loudly over everything (her wet diaper, going downstairs for breakfast, the content of breakfast, the fact that Julia had eaten, the fact that she couldn’t go wait for the school bus with Julia, etc.) that she killed one of my hearing-aid batteries. I disengaged from that mess in time to rush to a dentist appointment, which started late and lasted 90 minutes. That of course meant that the whole workday proper was going to be screwed up, which it was. I answered so many email messages in such a short period of time that my fingertips ached, then headed to a blood-donation appointment. It went smoothly, but left me feeling a bit queasy, which has never happened before and which didn’t help me get through the back-to-back meetings that followed. But I didn’t pass out and seemed to speak as coherently as needed. I ducked out of the second meeting to race home to finalize our newly-refinanced mortgage with our financial advisor, who left just in time for us to start the usual (and unusually smooth) dinner-bath-bed routine for the girls. Once the kids were asleep, I went back up to campus to first finish some work that I didn’t get done during the day and then to spend 90 minutes drawing at the open modeling session that’s sponsored by the Art department. After the session ended, I returned home to check the online class I’m teaching and respond to the inevitable questions about the research paper that’s due by midnight. From there it was a slippery slope to Facebook and this blog post.

Life is grand.

Unpack the Doom

This week will be punctuated, Thursday night, by one of the least pleasant things I’ve done in my adult life: chairing the annual meeting of our full townhouse association. I’ve been dreading this event for several months, ever since those of us on the board began preparing to resolve some mounting problems that are or will soon plague us. Unfortunately, these solutions require raising the monthly dues that each owner must pay to the association – a step that has already generated a lot of invective and opposition from some members of the community.

The first change is perhaps the most radical and important: contracting with a property-management company to handle our bookkeeping, vendor contracting, and other tasks that the board has been handling on its own but which have been extremely hard to shoehorn into lives that are full of other obligations. Though the contract is not cheap, neither is it onerously expensive, especially when weighed against both the efficiencies of having professionals handle the more bureaucratic aspects of the association and the fact that each member of the board members has to do than than he should: we simply can’t find enough people to fill all five seats on the board. In my two years on the board for two years now, I’ve seen two board members quit after getting frustrated by their duties (and by a particularly obstreperous association resident), and had no end of trouble trying to find people willing to serve on the board. Right now, with exactly 48 hours until the meeting, we still can’t find anybody willing to be nominated for the fifth seat on the board: everyone knows that serving is a pain in the neck. These facts notwithstanding, some members of the board are intractably opposed to the use of a management company and naively certain that we can continue to rely on the already broken machinery of a volunteer board.

The shift of many responsibilities from the board alone to the board and the management company precedes by an expected springtime hike in our association’s insurance rates. This is where some real costs will come in, and where our dues increase is most needed. But as with the management-company situation, this is another place where the the naive think that we can just switch our policy to a new company, saving a few thousand dollars per year for the association (and a few hundred bucks per household) while also incurring considerable time-and-energy costs for board members, who would have to do all the hard work of seeking and evaluating bids for our policy, vetting possible insurers, doing all the changeover paperwork – and possibly still having to raise the dues to cover a premium that could well be higher than our current one.

God, my head hurts just contemplating it.

And but so, the annual meeting will almost certainly feature vociferous criticism from some people -and one person in particular – who think they know better than the board but who are unwilling or unable to actually join the board and do the work – even as they’re also unwilling to pay higher dues.

This is a pretty doomy scenario, at least for someone like me, inclined to ratiocination and averse to confrontation. But I’ve been surprised by how placid I’ve been in my angst. I’ve fallen back on all kinds of work habits which have helped dampen my sense of worry: breaking down tasks into discrete components; reminding myself that this is a temporary situation; seeking help from others; finding viable Plans B, C, and D; and using writing as a tool for thinking. With any luck, all the unpacking the doom will pay off with a better-than-expected meeting on Thursday.

The Low Down

Today was a tough one. The miraculously terrible FedEx website cost me a good half-hour of productive time this morning, making an otherwise-good mix of unscheduled time and meetings into a sprint through various must-do and should-do tasks. Quite a bit of the day remains: first, a long and critical townhouse-association board meeting (my last as president), and then, unbelievably, a concert by Low, the Duluth rock band, at Carleton’s student nightclub, the Cave. Low goes on at 10:30 – a half-hour past my bedtime. But a free show by one of my favorite bands? Can’t pass that up.