[Written by Genevieve and performed as a sung poem, complete with dramatically frightening sound effects. Exact transcription.]
Did anyone know that the scariest things will be kept in a jar until Halloween, and then they’ll be released and they will be seen. And then the little children will have nightmmmmaarrrres, and then in the morning they will not be seen beeeeee-cause …….. because they will have been eaten up by the scariest things, and then when the mothers come to wake them up, the mothers will not see their precious little children, and the scariest things will be hiding in the closet and they will come out and sneak up behind the mothers and eat them up and the daddy’s will up to wake up the children, too, and he will wonder where his precious little children and his wife would be, and the scariest things will be hiding in the closet and will come out and sneak up behind the daddy’s and eat them up, aaaaaaaaaaaand the scariest things will move onnnnn to other houses and that will be the end of everybody’s life and that’s that. Goodbye! EAT YOU LATER!