- Spend considerable time at the pool.
- Possess unusually large hands and feet.
- Relish traveling quickly under my own power.
- Make funny faces while exercising.
- Enjoy wearing shiny eyewear.
- Have a totally hairless torso.
U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps competes in the men’s 200m butterfly semi-final swimming event at the London 2012 Olympic Games on July 30, 2012 in London. (Francois Xavier Marit/AFP/Getty Images)
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1 Margaret // Aug 2, 2012 at 9:50 pm
My ways?
I enjoy being at the pool
I like the adoration of crowds
I like waving at lots of people
People get wide-eyed when I step out in a speedo
I like placing bottles of COKE in the most advantageous camera angles during my press conferences.
I lied on that last one
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