The Things He Carried

In no particular order, here is a short, incomplete list of things that no man can carry in a manly way – almost matter the definition of “manly.”

  • Your wife’s purse.
  • Those softsided cloth bags that are given away as swag at conferences, by organizations, etc.
  • Your daughter’s doll.
  • Umbrellas, open or closed (unless they’re tipped with a poison dart).
  • Your daughter’s tutu.
  • Asian-food take-out containers (the kind with the thin metal handle).

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