In no particular order, here is a short, incomplete list of things that no man can carry in a manly way – almost matter the definition of “manly.”
- Your wife’s purse.
- Those softsided cloth bags that are given away as swag at conferences, by organizations, etc.
- Your daughter’s doll.
- Umbrellas, open or closed (unless they’re tipped with a poison dart).
- Your daughter’s tutu.
- Asian-food take-out containers (the kind with the thin metal handle).