J, watching a Wiggles video: “If they say ‘wiggle’ one more time, I’m going to throw myself out the window!”
J, with slight annoyance: “I have to teach everyone in this family to be fancy because nobody in this family is fancy.”
Me, as Vivi runs headlong down the hill in the backyard: “Yep, gravity works!”
G: “Who’s Gravity?”
J, touring the St. Olaf art gallery: “Abstract art looks like someone just threw food on the paper.”