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- J, watching our cat yawn: “Yeah, you can really tell she’s a predator.”
- G, playing with a Dora doll in the tub: “Julia, would you like a drink of water from Dora’s flipper?”
- J, regarding Presidents Day: “George Washington isn’t the father of our country. JESUS is the father of our country!”
- G, enthroned: “Look, Daddy, in the toilet – a poop parade!”
- J, loudly, as we leave our favorite coffeeshop: “It’s nice for breakfast but its bathroom is not pleasant.”
- J, almost submerged in the bathtub: “I’m a tiger dolphin.”
- G, getting dressed: “I doan wanna wear that shirt. It smells like Target.”
- J, musing: “Kids are almost always right. Have you ever noticed that? And grown-ups are hardly ever right?”
Good for you for writing them down!! We keep a book of kid quotes, and it’s a favorite read-aloud around here. Even to the teens.