Bad Coffee

I have to drink my morning coffee – a double americano, black – from a plain white mug this morning because my favorite mug broke was broken was discovered to have broken yesterday. It was only a year old, and barely lived past the campaign it mocked.

I’d pour out this today’s first cuppa in mourning (“for all my shattered homies”), but I need it too much.

Late Great Favorite Mug
Late Great Favorite Mug

5 thoughts on “Bad Coffee”

  1. Swear to God, I opened the dishwasher and the handle was hanging from the top rack, broken off from the body of the mug. I had nothing to do with it!

  2. Thing is, I’m the one who loads the dishwasher, and usually unloads it to. This lends some credibility to the defendant’s claim.

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